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Haven Tailoring Coffee Joyously, Surry Hills

Once upon a time, I didn’t have the internet. The year was 2008 and a rival gang decided to cut my connection in an attempt to sever my ability to communicate with all my henchmen. An alternate version of the story involves my parents snipping it absent mindedly thinking it was connected to an explosive. […]

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A Weekend of Eats in Melbourne

People who haven’t known me for long always seem to be curious about what I was like in school. Was I a teacher’s pet? Was I bullied? Is it true that I owned a pink lunchbox at one point? Did I come up with harebrained schemes that involved selling dirt to people in McDonalds bags […]

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Kim Restaurant, Potts Point

You know who I have nothing but respect for? Khloe Kardashian. You see, the thing about Kendall is that she just capitalised upon a situation where most people would just stick their heads in the sand. A family member has a tape exposed (heh) to the public about some shenanigans and suddenly she becomes one […]

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Café Cre Asion, CBD

At a certain point, my struggle stopped and my writing changed. I’m very much the Jay-Z of the food blogging community. I came into the game rapping about my struggles and what I had to do to get by. But eventually, I got with Beyonce, my career started taking off and I just couldn’t go […]

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Vic’s Meat Market, Pyrmont

The Sydney Fish Markets are renowned across the country as one of the premiere spots to get ahold of some fresh seafood. Restraunteurs, chefs and tourists alike all flock to its location by the water in Pyrmont to get ahold of succulent prawns, the finest cuts of tuna and an assortment of crustaceans just waiting […]

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Belly Bao, CBD

A long time ago, in a galaxy that much resembles our own; a group of high school boys sat around a table at a Vietnamese restaurants. The boys meant well but were having an incredibly vulgar conversation about girls. Let’s present a highly edited version that won’t get me thrown out of the community: Boy […]

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Five Points, North Sydney

I’m a very flawed person but I’ve already felt that one of my major strengths was that I was self aware. I very rarely take risks or try things that I don’t think I can pull off. With that being said, I can do a lot of things better than most people. Er….none of that […]

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Buttermelt Cafe, Strathfield

I have a black v-neck sweater that’s perfect for all occasions. It’s my go-to garment for work, dates and even when I need to settle a score on the basketball court. I’ve kicked many an ass with my blue button up underneath my go-to sweater. Spoiler alert: Buttermelt Cafe is the dining equivalent of my black […]

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The Best Soft Serve in Sydney

Have I mentioned to you that I very rarely learn my lesson (all of my high school teachers are nodding sadly)? After my last epic ordeal involving sampling multiple servings of gelato in a day, I needed a long break. Ok, I caved and had gelato the following week but that’s a whole week without […]