Mic test; 1,2. Does this website still work (because you bet your ass my fingers haven’t been working on a blog post for at least 11 months). Hi, it’s me: Isaac. I used to write analogies, jokes, puns and occasionally write about restaurants as well. Instead of writing those blog posts that 5 of you […]
Back when I was living at home, my mother had sophisticated force field technology that prevented me from using the stove; I believe the shield was called something along the lines of “you’re inferior to me in every way possible when it comes to the culinary arts, the toaster is that way.” So, welcome to […]
