This sandwich was gigantic. This sandwich was momentous. This sandwich was gargantuan. This sandwich has exhausted all my synonyms for big.
Category: Review
Subsolo, CBD
It was ridiculously tender. I was sliding it off the skewer with the tongs and I could already tell how it would melt in my mouth upon contact. Oh and the chorizo? That’s just too much; its like looking over all of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex girlfriends.
Anita Cafe (La Mamma Del Gelato), Chippendale
Everyone that follows me on Instagram knows that I still have a bit of a problem when it comes to ice cream. So you can imagine the chain of events that unfolded upon me learning of a new gelato place that was garnering a heap of praise.
I just had to get the inside scoop.
Ramen Ikkyu, Haymarket
Say what you will about America, but free refills are something I’m very passionate about. I think it’s an excellent idea and I’m glad Ikkyu does it as long as you preserve some of your soup.
Totto Ramen, New York
I was quickly hustled to the bar so that the couples in the restaurant wouldn’t be reminded of the harsh life in the single’s jungle. I sat down and creepily watched the chefs at work. To say that they were merely efficient would be like saying that Meryl Streep is an ok actor. It was clockwork; and they still had enough time to mingle with the single people who would be ordering love heart t-shirts for themselves on Valentine’s Day.
How About Juice, Surry Hills
This might be my go-to salad from here on out. It features a unique balsamic/honey dressing that is made in house that is just absolute bliss. Combine that with the natural pepper punch that rocket offers and pumpkin? You’ve got a hand full of aces.
The Dough Collective, CBD
The texture is amazing as you tear away at this roll and savouring every bite like you’re making out with the girl you’ve had a crush on since third grade. The satisfaction of accomplishment, the flavour and the triumphant emotions that just swell through every fiber of your being…..damn.
Basta Pasta, New York
I’m a food porn producer; some might even go as far as to call me a food porn star. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy some food porn from other food porn stars on off days. Sometimes, when I haven’t been out to eat in a while; I’ll live vicariously through the foodgasms of some other folks in the food blogosphere.
Jamie’s Italian, CBD
Imagine if someone had told you that ‘The Dark Knight’ was just an okay movie. Pieces of my brain would still be scattered across the cinema floor if someone had managed to lower my expectations for the movie I watch every Valentine’s Day (yes, Batman is my valentine. I’m pretty cool).
Umami Burger, New York
This is an upscale burger. This isn’t my family’s old Toyota Camry; this is a Lamborghini speeding its way into my stomach.
Hide-Chan Ramen, New York
This was deceptively spicy. Being that I’m a simpleton; I usually associate the colour red with spiciness so I was caught off guard. Considering the ‘spicy’ tuna buns had been mild, I assumed this bowl of ramen would be of that ilk.
Shake Shack, New York
Shake Shack should be a national heritage site. It should be placed on all ‘places to visit’ brochures of every city fortunate enough to boast one of (if not the best) burger franchises in the Milky Way. Am I being hyperbolic? Hell, I might be underselling the greatest burger experience I’ve ever had.