Chef Phillip from Kisume

Kisume Omakase, Melbourne

I’ve been self isolating ever since I bought a Nintendo Switch in 2018. I go out so little and stay in touch so sporadically that my 3 best friends in the world right now are: The Girlfriend The fake pot plant I bought from K-Mart Captain America Shield cushion So as my Switch stands on […]

Brunch at Koku Culture in Ashfield

Koku Culture, Ashfield

They say that most people don’t see the ten years of hard work behind an overnight success, and that has never been more apparent that on the menu of Ashfield’s newest (and best) cafe by the name of Koku Culture. Led from the front by two former Billy Kwong chefs and one from Lotus, their […]

Dinner by Heston, Melbourne

What’s the earliest you’ve ever had Dinner? Me? It was at about 11 am and in Melbourne because I wanted to see what Heston Blumenthal was made of and also what he could make out of high quality Australian ingredients. Hence a pre-midday dinner at Dinner by Heston. After The Fat Duck’s short stint in […]

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White Mojo, Melbourne

My mother and aunt (also known as my main readership) asked me why I didn’t write as much in 2017. I told them I didn’t want to force it when I wasn’t feeling in particularly good writing form as I much rather write well in short bursts than fart out subpar posts over a sustained […]

Happy Ending, Concord

God, I love a good fairytale. I have been waiting for this day since the beginning of my passionate obsession with Mister Gee Burger Truck. And now I’ve finally got my Happy Ending in the form of the aptly named Happy Ending. The Gee-niuses behind Sydney’s favourite burger truck have finally set up a brick […]

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Belly Bao, Newtown

A long time ago, in a galaxy that much resembles our own; a group of high school boys sat around a table at a Vietnamese restaurants. The boys meant well but were having an incredibly vulgar conversation about girls. Let’s present a highly edited version that won’t get me thrown out of the community: Boy […]

Kusuka, Haymarket

What’s the tastiest ingredient any chef can incorporate into their dishes? In my opinion, it’s nostalgia. It’s the one spice that can take a diner back to what it was like when they were a kid and trying something for the first time, or something they’d eat when they first got home after school or […]

Gibbons Street Cafe, Redfern

I always respect people who give it their all. So I’ve gibbon my all to the following post about Gibbons Street Cafe in Redfern. Gibbons Street Cafe is the next off a high quality production line of cafes featuring high quality produce. Featuring a strong Thai influence doing a funky fusion dance with Australian brunch […]

Cuppaflower, Waterloo

You can always tell how badly your friends have screwed up just by observing the size of the bouquets they were purchasing after work. Sure, some were being proactive and buying nice flowers for the Hell of it but few people splash out for $120 rose collections on random Wednesdays. I once saw a buddy of mine splash […]

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Tokonoma, Circular Quay

I loved a Japanese girl once. But enough about Sailor Moon. There was another Japanese girl that I sort of, kinda liked as well. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out but I thought I would use my blog’s real estate to say this. Toko,noma-tter what happens to our lives from here on out; I’ll always think […]

edition coffee roasters darlinghurst

Edition Coffee Roasters, Darlinghurst

It’s the remix to Edition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen iFat rolling that blog got every man in here wishin’ Sippin on a cafe latte, I’m like so what I’m up. It’s the freaking weekend baby, I’m about too have me some fun: Edition Coffee Roasters in Darlinghurst has been sitting on my list […]