After getting rejected left, right and centre; I decided to take a break from girls for a while. I think the tipping point was when a girl told me nothing was ever going to happen even though I had never asked her out. I thought that was a bit harsh and went home to cry […]
Tag: Fries
Jacks Newtown, Newtown
Once upon a time, I was a fiend at Super Smash Bros on Nintendo Gamecube. Almost everyone who owned that game thought they were the best as there were very few competitive scenes and all players inflated their egos by demolishing their CPU opponents on the easiest difficulty. And then I got my wake up […]
Lord Gladstone Hotel, Chippendale
Random iFat trivia time: I don’t like swimming very much. I can swim, I’m no Michael Phelps but I’m not a flailing mass of limbs either when you throw me in a body of water. It goes back to an incident I had as a kid in which I nearly drowned because the girl who […]
The Upside Cafe, Ultimo
Once upon a time, I hated my job. I was stuck in a place where I thought careers went to die which was ironic because it was one of my first “real” jobs. In my mind, I had nowhere else to go. This is what university had prepared me for, it was all a part […]
In N Out, Westchester
You always remember your first. My first kiss consisted of a truth or dare game with a girl that no one liked. My first car was a beat up, black BMW that I never actually ended up driving (I bought it before I actually got my license, I used the car as a glorified CD […]
McDonalds Create Your Taste, Castle Hill
It’s been a long time coming. McDonalds and I go way back. It’s a huge reason as to why I’m iFat and not iStayInDecentShape This was supposed to be the place I went to for my one hundredth review. Olde faithful, yee old McDonald (without a farm) but things kept popping up. You’re not going […]
Mister Gee Burger Truck, Haberfield
(Update 23/07/2015: Mister Gee Burger Truck is now located at 315 Parramatta Road, Haberfield) I have a lot of bad tendencies (always dating the wrong women, getting the same bad haircut at the same bad salon, eating one extra bite even though my stomach is perfectly content) but the one I hate the most is my […]
Burger Project, CBD
My favourite novel of all time is ‘The Great Gatsby’ by F.Scott Fitzgerald. On the surface, many people love the book because of Gatsby’s obvious wealth, his impeccable style and his partying lifestyle. However, those aren’t the reasons I love the book or the character Gatsby. I love the book because I believe it’s a tale […]
The Henson, Marrickville
You know what my ideal Friday consists of? Drinking tea, playing cards and catching up with my friends as long as it means I don’t have to leave the house (thank you Skype, telephones and smoke signals). I’m usually completely drained on a Friday night after a hard week of work and being a sex […]
Hot Star Large Fried Chicken, CBD
I’ve always been told size doesn’t matter. That’s what I told my English teacher about my brain in year seven when she asked me to rewrite my article for the seventh time. That’s also what I told my ex-girlfriend after she made a snide remark about my lack of size. Hey man, I’m tall where […]
Brooklyn Social, Surry Hills
I have a lot of bad habits in my everyday life. I check my phone when I’m on dates (jokes, I don’t go on dates), I annoyingly readjust my hair and make it look worse, I laugh obnoxiously loudly at my own jokes and I call almost everyone I know ‘dude.’ Dude, it’s just who […]
The Pie Tin, Newtown
Tim Tams are an Australian classic like me taking a girl out to dinner to have her tell me we’re great friends.