You’re not going to believe this but I spend a lot of time thinking about food. What should I eat for lunch? What should I have for dinner? What should I eat for tomorrow’s lunch? Those questions are always on my mind along with wondering how in the world I’m going to get my novel […]
I’m far from perfect. I always forget to untie my shoes when I get home from work and glare at myself in the mirror the following morning. I’m pretty much impossible to contact after 8:30pm (homies know that the boy likes to sleep early). I’m the worst disciplinarian of all time (I also double as […]
He was done. The boy’s attempt at going through the journey of life with a companion had once again come to an early end. Just like the one he had met backpacking in Barcelona, the girl he met grocery shopping (he was just buying deodorant but did an extra lap around the fresh produce section […]
My birth certificate may say I was born in a hospital but I honestly believe that the boy came to life on the sweet campus of the University of New South Wales. It’s where I solidified my friendship with my best mates, it’s where I made a tonne of bad jokes that I occasionally recycle […]
You know that song ‘Music Sounds Better With You?” I always have someone in mind when that song comes on. Hell, I have someone in mind for every song that’s n my iPod. Every depressing love song about rejection and heartbreak reminds me of one half a dozen girls that took their turn at throwing […]
I’ve always been told size doesn’t matter. That’s what I told my English teacher about my brain in year seven when she asked me to rewrite my article for the seventh time. That’s also what I told my ex-girlfriend after she made a snide remark about my lack of size. Hey man, I’m tall where […]
I have a lot of bad habits in my everyday life. I check my phone when I’m on dates (jokes, I don’t go on dates), I annoyingly readjust my hair and make it look worse, I laugh obnoxiously loudly at my own jokes and I call almost everyone I know ‘dude.’ Dude, it’s just who […]
I finished dinner five minutes ago yet I’m salivating. That’s just a murderer’s row of quality ingredients all under the one roof. It’s like the cast of Love Actually.
I’ve been dreaming about pho the past two nights.
We shared this between four and we turned it out faster than when the hyenas turned on Scar in the Lion King.
These were the perfect wings that took me through the roof and into Nirvana.
The key to Korean fried chicken is the double frying methodology they employ. This creates the crunchy skin and the tender meat encased within the light batter. I’m curious as to what the decibel level is when you crunch into one of these delectable chicken pieces. I’m pretty sure it’s not too far off from when Mariah Carey goes into her falsetto.
