Five Guys, Sydney

*** Insert amazing introduction here, Isaac please update this when you get the chance as this is FIVE GUYS. I know it’s not Shake Shack, but God damn, please take this seriously because this is President Obama’s favourite burger spot so please write something witty, personable and in your signature style that doesn’t seem like […]

Happy Ending, Concord

God, I love a good fairytale. I have been waiting for this day since the beginning of my passionate obsession with Mister Gee Burger Truck. And now I’ve finally got my Happy Ending in the form of the aptly named Happy Ending. The Gee-niuses behind Sydney’s favourite burger truck have finally set up a brick […]

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Superior Burger, Wakeley

I wake up early so I can take a nap before noon then wake up and feel like I have another glorious weekend day ahead of me. Does that make sense? Have my last 17 blog posts made any sense whatsoever? However, I am more than willing to forego a nap if there is great […]

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Bar Ume, Surry Hills

Give it t-ume, baby. You have to admit I’m pretty fly for a blog guy. You know what else is pretty fly? The newly revamped Bar Ume in Surry Hills. (Disclaimer: I was invited to sample Bar Ume’s brand new menu however opinions remain my own). Chef/owner Kerby Craig already has extensive experience with burgers […]

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Royal Stacks, Melbourne CBD

To stop myself from becoming lazy, I take note of every barb and shot ever thrown my way. I remember random things my teachers said, random things members of my extended family have said and even random things from people on the streets. Yes, yes I am in therapy, why do you ask? I even […]

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Jacks Newtown, Newtown

Once upon a time, I was a fiend at Super Smash Bros on Nintendo Gamecube. Almost everyone who owned that game thought they were the best as there were very few competitive scenes and all players inflated their egos by demolishing their CPU opponents on the easiest difficulty. And then I got my wake up […]

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The Upside Cafe, Ultimo

Once upon a time, I hated my job. I was stuck in a place where I thought careers went to die which was ironic because it was one of my first “real” jobs. In my mind, I had nowhere else to go. This is what university had prepared me for, it was all a part […]

Five Points, North Sydney

I’m a very flawed person but I’ve already felt that one of my major strengths was that I was self aware. I very rarely take risks or try things that I don’t think I can pull off. With that being said, I can do a lot of things better than most people. Er….none of that […]

In N Out, Westchester

You always remember your first. My first kiss consisted of a truth or dare game with a girl that no one liked. My first car was a beat up, black BMW that I never actually ended up driving (I bought it before I actually got my license, I used the car as a glorified CD […]

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Mister Gee Burger Truck, Haberfield

(Update 23/07/2015: Mister Gee Burger Truck is now located at 315 Parramatta Road, Haberfield) I have a lot of bad tendencies (always dating the wrong women, getting the same bad haircut at the same bad salon, eating one extra bite even though my stomach is perfectly content) but the one I hate the most is my […]